Dum Dee Dum... I am not a super hero neither am i spiderman. I am going to save the world... like as if you would believe. I am a maniac. I came from an outer space which is filled with water. I learn swimming at the age of zero.I wail like a cry baby. I crawl like spiderman, i fly like superman, i drive like batman. I live in wonderland. Rugrats is my friend, so is peter pan.
I am so pissed at my friend's right now. Well one of them. She is such a child. Today she fell backwards and couldn't get up, so she was like rolling on the floor attacking like a child. It was so frigging annoying. The other day I whacked her arm away from mine because she was grabbing it, and she started crying. 'stating' that she is always trying to be nice to me (BIG FAT LIE) and that I just have to go and be mean to her.
Ugh. I feel so pissed off after school. After I read something like this
"'there are two muffins sitting in an oven.one muffin turns to the other and says, 'Wow, it's hot in here.' the other turns and says, 'AH! A talking muffin!''
it's things like this that brightens up my bad days. i got this from my internet, non-biological twin (but twin nonetheless), Yuuki. ^_^ i love you Yuuki~~ :D'
I feel all happy that I can at least my someone else's day brighter. That might seem cheesy. But it is. Xander wasn't here today. So he couldn't help brighten up mine. I miss him already *cries* I feel like such a WHIMP!
Another cheesy joke my friend told me today:
A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law for Christmas dinner and was surprised to find his young nephew, Timmy, helping them bake some cupcakes. After they were done, his sister-in-law allowed Timmy to put the icing on. When he had finished, he brought them to the table. "The cupcakes look delicious, Tim." his uncle said. And he took a bite while looking at the other cupcakes. "Timmy these are so good." As he finished one and took another he again complimented his little nephew. "The cupcakes look beautiful, Tim," his uncle said. "How did you get them iced so evenly?" And he took a large bite while waiting for the answer.
His nephew replied, "I licked them."
Hehe. Grosssssss. I could totally picture someone doing that though. Excpesially me~
Anyways, back to the first topic. My stupid friends. I have only two friends (not including Xander and irl) that I actually like because:
They are annoying-but-in-the-good-funny-perfect-moment kind of way
They don't act like fucking 1 year olds who can't crawl yet.
The other's are just as annoying as my first friend who I'll refer to as Star for now. Only they are less. They still annoy the shit out of me, they just don't act like 1 year olds.
*sighs* I really wish that Amal, Kaoru, Mikky, Kyo-chan and everyone where my real life friend's. Just so that I could have some calm/idoitic/funny/actual friends who like me. *sighs again*
NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE CRAP TRANSLATION!:
Yo,
Aku sangat marah pada kawan saya sekarang. Nah salah satu daripada mereka. Dia adalah anak seperti itu. Hari ini ia jatuh ke belakang dan tidak boleh bangun, jadi dia seperti berguling-guling di lantai menyerang seperti anak kecil. Terkutuk itu begitu mengganggu. Suatu hari aku memukul lengannya menjauh dari saya kerana dia meraih itu, dan ia mulai menangis. 'menyatakan' bahawa dia selalu berusaha bersikap baik padaku (BIG FAT LIE) dan bahawa aku hanya harus pergi dan menjadi jahat padanya.
Ugh. Aku merasa begitu marah selepas sekolah. Setelah saya membaca sesuatu seperti ini
" 'Ada dua muffin duduk di muffin oven.one beralih kepada yang lain dan berkata," Wow, panas di sini. " yang lain berpaling dan berkata, "AH! A bercakap muffin!''
itu hal-hal seperti ini yang mencerahkan hari buruk-ku. i got ini dari internet saya, non-biologis kembar (tapi kembar tetap), Yuuki. ^ _ ^ I love you Yuuki ~ ~: D '
Aku merasa bahagia bahawa saya bisa paling tidak saya hari orang lain lebih cerah. Yang mungkin tampak cheesy. Tapi ini. Xander tidak ada di sini hari ini. Jadi ia tidak boleh membantu mencerahkan saya. Aku merindukannya sudah * menangis * aku merasa seperti WHIMP!
Lelucon murahan lain saya diberitahu teman saya hari ini:
Seorang pemuda sedang mengunjungi saudaranya dan kakak iparnya untuk makan malam Krismas dan terkejut apabila mendapati anak saudaranya, Timmy, membantu mereka panggang beberapa cupcakes. Setelah mereka selesai, kakaknya-dalam-hukum Timmy dibenarkan untuk meletakkan icing on. Ketika ia telah selesai, ia membawa mereka ke meja. "The cupcakes terlihat lezat, Tim." Perkataan pakciknya. Dan dia menggigit sambil di cupcakes lain. "Timmy ini sangat bagus." Ketika ia selesai satu dan sekali lagi ia kembali memuji keponakan kecilnya. "The cupcakes terlihat cantik, Pasukan," kata pamannya. "Bagaimana kau bisa mereka begitu merata es?" Dan ia memuat gigitan besar sambil menunggu jawapan.
Keponakannya menjawab, "Aku menjilat mereka." Hehe. Grosssssss. Aku benar-benar bisa membayangkan seseorang melakukan hal itu walaupun. Excpesially me ~
Anyways, kembali kepada topik pertama. Teman bodoh saya. Saya hanya mempunyai dua teman (tidak termasuk Xander dan IRL) bahawa saya benar-benar seperti kerana:
1. Mereka mengganggu-tapi-in-the-baik-lucu-sempurna-saat seperti cara 2. Mereka tidak bertindak seperti keparat 1 tahun usia yang tidak bisa merangkak belum.
Yang lain hanya sebagai menjengkelkan sebagai kawan pertama yang aku akan sebut sebagai Bintang untuk saat ini. Hanya mereka kurang. Mereka masih mengganggu kotoran keluar daripada saya, mereka hanya tidak bertindak seperti 1 tahun.
* Menghela napas * Saya benar-benar berharap bahawa Amal, Kaoru, Mikky, Kyo-chan dan semua orang di mana kehidupan nyata teman. Hanya agar aku bisa memiliki beberapa tenang / idoitic / lucu / aktual teman-teman yang seperti aku. * Menghela napas lagi *
