Dum Dee Dum... I am not a super hero neither am i spiderman. I am going to save the world... like as if you would believe. I am a maniac. I came from an outer space which is filled with water. I learn swimming at the age of zero.I wail like a cry baby. I crawl like spiderman, i fly like superman, i drive like batman. I live in wonderland. Rugrats is my friend, so is peter pan.
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' [x] You have run into a glass/screen door. [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. [x] You have run into a tree/bush. [ ] You have been called a blonde.
Total: 4
[ x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. [ x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (A/N I did it!!!! Ha.) [] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. [] You just sang them to make sure. ( [x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. [x] You have choked on your own spit.
Total: 4
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (Never seen it.) [] You type with three fingers or less. [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. [x] You have caught yourself drooling Total: 4
[x] You have fallen asleep in class. [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. [x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. [x] People sometimes shake their heads and walk away from you. [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
Total: 5
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. [x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
Total: 5
[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. [x] You break a lot of things. [x] You tilt your head when you're confused. [x] You have fallen out of your chair before. [x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. [x] The word "um" is used frequently. [x] You don't know what "um" means. [x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. [x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Total: 9
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4. and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.
